geez why do i have to deal with math in every course i’m just an arts student!!!

  • *dad watching tv*
  • mom: i can't even hear the sounds from his movie
  • dad: me neither

“I’d rather have tried and failed, than to give my company up to some American”

LOL

“you wouldn’t understand.”

Hm. I don’t think you could’ve said anything more insulting

I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS

so tomorrow i’m going to be lugging 4 bottles in my bag

- 1 smoothie
- 1 bottle of juice
- 1 water
+ a mug of coffee

gosh so heavy ~_~

“never again,” she says, night after night

whoever invented this salted caramel stuff is a genius really