OK NEW PLAN
I WILL FEED MY FUTURE HUSBAND SANDWICHES AND ONLY SANDWICHES UNTIL HE IS MORBIDLY DISGUSTED BY ALL THINGS SANDWICH RELATED AND WILL FIGHT AGAINST THAT STUPID “YOU’RE A WOMAN. GO HOP TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH” THING. and then no one will ever have to hear that phrase again. ok this is perfect
omg i should open a sandwich shop
TODAY: - made sandwiches - dad ate 5, mom ate 2 (normal sized!) omg i feel so fulfilled :’) i don’t even know what i was supposed to put in between the layers of bread so i just gathered random things around the house and stuffed it in. so each sandwich had different fillings since i didn’t know what would taste good. they ate it all so i hovered around a corner and ate 7 rice...